Regard this as your forewarning.

Well, it was 99% certain to happen early, but the Sims 3 (weighing in @ 4.94 GB) has leaked.

Edit I: SecuROM is BACK. Run.

Edit II: Whispers that it may be an early leak of the Download Edition (already confirmed to contain SecuROM). Jury is out on whether the disc version will have the Blight. Alternately, may be preview code, due to missing content. Smart to wait until retail version is up. Smarter to buy the freakin’ thing.

I’m angry at this. Two reasons.

Firstly, don’t you fucking realise they’ll go back to SecuROM now? They have the perfect excuse, don’t they? The EA seniors will lament using weak DRM and slap SecuROM on the next expansion that comes out. They must still have a contract with Sony.

All because of an early leak. And I am more angry and frustrated because really there’s nothing individuals can do about it. It’s macroeconomics. Hundreds of thousands (millions?) will pirate because it’s free and there’s almost zero marginal cost. I am against oppressive DRM as most gamers are, for obvious reasons, but this sort of phenomenon is a slap in the face to honest people.

The cycle will go on. Hardcore pirates will unabashedly pirate games, hide behind weak excuses of ‘I HATE DRM’, and publishers, as corporations, will respond in the same way they’ve always done.

Secondly, I admit to pirating games (so don’t call me a hypocrite for saying this). I’ve done it because of why everyone does it. It’s free. It’s easier than going out and finding a copy of the game. Sometimes, it’s easier than finding a copy you own in your own house. So, I’m admitting I would be tempted to download it right now. Just to poke around the files, see what its like, etc. I’m dead set on buying it, but that doesn’t excuse the crime. I wholly admit to doing it rather than hiding behind groundless, pithy justifications.

But in my country, bandwidth is a rip off! I have gone over my bandwidth cap for the month (well, I pin the blame on others in my household, I pay the whole bill though) and I’m on a 64kbps connection until the 30th. I have to spend a substantial amount of money on 50GB of bandwidth and ensure it lasts the month, which is a check on torrenting stuff willy-nilly.

So, game companies? If you want to stop pirates, buy the internet companies and force people to accept ridiculous bandwidth costs. I guarantee it will work in Australia at least.

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Phew. That feels better.

What nefarious schemes will EA implement instead? Here are some ideas for them…

1) Intentionally program the game ‘broken’, and release a day-one patch while restricting its downloading as much as possible to genuine owners. Games for Windows Live, etc. Issue a statement on your official forums; don’t acknowledge what you did but apologise for the issues and then accuse people with broken games of piracy. Hilarity ensues.

2) Create an awesome bonus feature for your game that increases its replayability 500% OR makes the game so much more functional that it’s practically a necessity for all serious players. Restrict the Awesome Bonus with a one-time code packaged with new copies of the game. Gamers will complain: “It’s too Awesome! Why isn’t it in the game itself? I don’t want to download it!” Accuse the complainers of being pirates. Six months later, release the update for $10. Leave it out of the ‘game of the year’ edition just to piss off a few more people. Extra points if Awesome Bonus isn’t ready for three months.

3) Package the game with a proprietary content delivery system which is a mandatory install with the game. Make it impossible, or at least heavily frustrating, to play the game without the PCDS running in memory, chewing up system resources. Accuse anyone who complains of being pirates.